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Drabble: Making A Splash
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The Secret Diary of Dawn Summers (Height 16 ¾ metres) continues with a sequel to May Day’s Who They Gonna Call?. The rest of the series contains slight spoilers for the Buffy Season 8 comics; this one doesn’t, but it makes no sense if you haven’t read the others. 100 words. Rating R.

Making A Splash


The inconclusive fighting had degenerated into a pissing contest. Literally.

“Don’t cross the streams,” warned Gozer, currently incarnated as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. “It would be Bad.”

“I is Bit Fuzzy on Good/bad thing,” said the BFG. “Why?” He glanced aside at Gozer and his aim wavered. So did that of the Cerne Abbas Giant. The streams touched. King Kong mistook this for a deliberate act and joined in. The Angel of the North added his rust-stained rainwater jet and Optimus Prime his transmission fluid.

Urine splashed everywhere. Droplets landed on Gozer and the marshmallow began to dissolve.

“I’m melting!”

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woman_of_ From: woman_of_ Date: May 3rd, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh quite the battle! So many giants, so few streams!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 4th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Really I was just taking the piss.
woman_of_ From: woman_of_ Date: May 4th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
:-D
adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: May 4th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
“Don’t cross the streams,” warned Gozer, currently incarnated as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. “It would be Bad.”

Luckily, there is no coffee to spill this time around. I **love** Ghostbusters so yeah, crossing the streams is definitely bad. Plus the mental image of Optimus Prime taking a transmission fluid leak...(dissolves into laughing fits)

You, sir, are still evil!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 4th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
deird1 From: deird1 Date: May 4th, 2008 12:13 am (UTC) (Link)
That's fantastic!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 4th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
booster17 From: booster17 Date: May 4th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
*snerks very loudly*

And personally, I'm really looking forward to Dawn's upcoming trip around Tokyo.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 4th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

I'm rather dreading it but hopefully it might at least provide some material for ficlets.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: May 4th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Okaaay.... good thing Dawn isn't watching (I assume). She's probably run off with the Jolly Green Giant, ho ho ho...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 4th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
The audience consists of a collection of typical Scottish animals (in the Jossverse); wolves, bears, raccoons, giant Irish elk, tree kangaroos, aardvarks, and Eohippus.
basilio_the_cat From: basilio_the_cat Date: May 5th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROFL!

Nothing else to say
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 5th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: May 6th, 2008 08:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Imagine all your urine exploding at the speed of light ...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 6th, 2008 10:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Total pisstronic reversal!
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: May 7th, 2008 05:55 am (UTC) (Link)
We're gonna go full stream.
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