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Drabble: It's A Big Cock - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: It's A Big Cock
And here is number six in my series of AtS/Moby Dick crossover drabbles. The previous ones are HERE. I’m still pondering an overall series title so that I can post them at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ but so far I’m coming up blank.

100 words, PG-13.


It’s A Big Cock


“My leg got crushed under the whale,” Lindsey explained. “They had to amputate.”

Angel frowned. “And they couldn’t give you a better prosthetic than that wooden peg leg?”

“Oh, I wanted this,” Lindsey grinned. “Wood has certain advantages.”

“Don’t tell me you think you can stake me with it,” Angel scoffed.

“Well, yeah,” Lindsey grinned. He reached into his car, pulled out a five foot long leathery cylinder, and raised it aloft in both hands. “After I whale on you with this.”

Angel’s eyebrows climbed. “What the hell is that?”

Lindsey’s grin grew wider. “It’s my secret weapon. Moby’s dick.”

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Current Location: Isle of Man
Current Mood: cold cold

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ladycat713 From: ladycat713 Date: July 1st, 2006 05:16 am (UTC) (Link)
*thump* Falls over dead.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:10 am (UTC) (Link)
::obtains Urn of Osiris and raises you::
rahirah From: rahirah Date: July 1st, 2006 05:29 am (UTC) (Link)
I think you just broke my brain!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry!
aamah From: aamah Date: July 1st, 2006 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)
All right...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:11 am (UTC) (Link)
You'd be amazed by the research that I had to do for this drabble.
adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: July 1st, 2006 06:01 am (UTC) (Link)
oh.my,god. I'm certainly glad that you're feeling better!!

LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: July 1st, 2006 07:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Poor Moby.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Alas, poor Moby, I knew him, Horatio (Hornblower).

I would have thought that you'd approve; Sperm Whales eat giant squid, remember.
From: averageshmoe Date: July 1st, 2006 08:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, it would seem that Angel is dust. But I won't worry too much.

If anybody could cock this up, it would be Lindsey.

pgavigan
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
He might balls it up. Then it would be a cock and balls story.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: July 1st, 2006 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)
OK - Lindsey is now officially a Dick-head.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
True.
quinara From: quinara Date: July 1st, 2006 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)
*snort*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Thar she blows!
gillo From: gillo Date: July 1st, 2006 01:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ouch.

speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry!
treiza From: treiza Date: July 1st, 2006 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh! That's terrible! (You know, in the good way) This is a great series! :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
makd From: makd Date: July 1st, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Thwumfp*

Diez.... is dead - but with smile on her face from laughing!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: July 1st, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good Lord. *polishes glasses in Gilesean fashion* This is pretty punny, even for you.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
lilred26x From: lilred26x Date: July 1st, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well now that would be quite the weapon! :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Walrus penises used to be used as weapons by the Inuit.
diachrony From: diachrony Date: July 2nd, 2006 01:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Ewwwww!

Hee.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: July 2nd, 2006 03:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, dear. That's...well, only your brain could come up with it. LOL!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 04:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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