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Primates of the Caribbean - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Primates of the Caribbean
Here’s a little drabble that I whipped up today. Crossover between “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “King Kong”. 100 words exactly, of course, rating G.


Primates of the Caribbean



Captain Jack Sparrow and his motley crew landed on Skull Island searching for somewhere to bury a load of stolen treasure. They trekked into the interior and suddenly found themselves being chased by a colossal gorilla.

They fled in terror, and scaled a sheer cliff, but the gorilla climbed after them. The heavy chest was slowing them down and so they dropped it. The precious gold plummeted down. It hit the creature smack between the eyes, dazing it; Kong lost his grip, fell onto rocks, and died.

Jack stared mournfully down at the fallen giant. “’Twas booty killed the beast.”

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bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: December 15th, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
It wouldn't be the same without a groaner from you.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: December 15th, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't mean that in a porny way. :S
kantayra From: kantayra Date: December 15th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ack! I knew reading this would cause me pain (of the good sort :P) when I read the title, yet I couldn't help myself. *giggle!snort* *points and laughs so very hard*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
calove From: calove Date: December 16th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh. Good. Grief.

*shakes head in despair*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
spikeslovebite From: spikeslovebite Date: December 16th, 2005 12:04 am (UTC) (Link)
**giggles** **snorts** classic final line LMAO
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
limerickgirl From: limerickgirl Date: December 16th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
*Blinks and tips her chair back as she laughs*

Booty killed the beast! HEEEE!!

*kneeslap x 5*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: December 16th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, that was so bad it's good.
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: December 16th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC) (Link)
It couldn't be said any better, so I'll tag along with Jerusha.
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pfeifferpack From: pfeifferpack Date: December 16th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC) (Link)
...:::sputter sputter:::... that one was so bad even I groaned and I love puns! Very cute (you really need to get some rest sweetie!)*grin*

For some reason I can hear Cpt. Jack (in Johnny Depp slurred voice) asking his crew, "Did you see that big monkey?" Hey, that was MUCH funnier if it was audible instead of just written!

Kathleen

You should try to tackle a serious crossover with Cpt. Jack and crew meeting up with William the Bloody. I think you could turn out a rousing pirate tale, arg, matey!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!

I probably could do a rousing pirate tale, I do know quite a lot about the period, but William the Bloody was a couple of hundred years too late to meet the Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Pirates of Penzance would be another matter ...
priscellie From: priscellie Date: December 16th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)
*snorks* Evil genius.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! Love the icon!
rahirah From: rahirah Date: December 16th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC) (Link)
(eyes cross)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
gillo From: gillo Date: December 16th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear. You are back on form. *sighs and groans* *giggles*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

Was I off form?
adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: December 16th, 2005 02:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh my god! I loved that! I am laughing my ass off!

Well done!

Adriana
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: December 16th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Thanks -- I needed that!

I was laughing even before I clicked the link. (GREAT title, BTW.) This calls for a giant ape of approval.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Thanks -- I needed that!

Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: December 16th, 2005 07:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Grooaaaannnnnn!!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
kathyh From: kathyh Date: December 16th, 2005 10:13 am (UTC) (Link)
What can I say. That was a classic...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
spikereader From: spikereader Date: December 16th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. Glad this was so short as it was a real struggle not to look and see what your final line was going to be.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
treiza From: treiza Date: December 16th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh my god, that was excellent! :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 16th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
drakontaskyria From: drakontaskyria Date: December 17th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hurt me, beat me, read me puns - I do so love them. You make me laugh and snort at the same time. Well done!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 19th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
talesofspike From: talesofspike Date: December 19th, 2005 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gah!!! You are a vary strange man.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 20th, 2005 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Uh, thanks?
frimfram From: frimfram Date: December 21st, 2005 12:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Loved it!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 21st, 2005 10:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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